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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:58 pm Post subject: Captions! |
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OK...so I'm bored...sue me! lmao!
We all need to smile now and again...
Jimmie: "Listen up, you little two-bit slinger! I'm your big brother and I can still kick your ass!"
Stevie: "You're a has-been! You're washed up! And Mom always liked me best!"
Jimmie: "She just told you that to shut you up, you little twirp!"
Stevie: "Oh yeah....well you're adopted!"
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Robert Plant: "What the bloody hell? Who's grabbing my arse?"
Stevie: "Oh sorry Robert. I thought you were a chick. The hair threw me off."
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Seargent Stadenko: "This is an all-points bulletin..be on the look-out for a skinny white kid who has just stolen a milk truck full of band equipment. Estimated value of truck and gear...$45. Eye witnesses say he's been dancing around the truck pretending to be the Pied Piper Of Hamlin. Approach with caution."
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"This is Seargent Stadenko again. We now believe that our suspect has ditched the milk truck behind "Stinky Sherman's Bar and Grille"...and has just robbed a bridal shop. Suspect is now wearing a frilly shirt....repeat...a frilly shirt!"
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Mick Jagger: "Hey Stevie....Robert Plant told me you grabbed his bum. How about giving mine a squeeze?"
Ronnie Woods: "This beer smells funny...and what's that floating in it? oh what the hell." _________________ I use heavy strings, tune low, play hard and floor it. Floor it. That's technical talk.
~Stevie Ray Vaughan
My brother Jimmie always said I played like I was breaking out of jail.
~Stevie Ray Vaughan |
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